Important Survey You may already have won an Audi A6 Coupé with free insurance for a year!
However, if you have it will not be connected at all with your doing this survey and is really quite a remarkable coincidence.
This survey, which is in no way voluntary, is to test whether men find unshaven armpits on women sexually attractive or not. Obviously, all men - apart from those with embarrassing sexual problems about which they should be rightly ashamed - will find this sign of raw, unbound sexuality erotic beyond expression. But you may find it useful to test yourself, just to prove to your own satisfaction that you're a normal man with normal needs and urges who admires a hairy pit, and not some sick freak.
The survey has been designed to be entirely impartial and is weighted for cultural differences. It is, however, only applicable to heterosexual men. If you are not an heterosexual man, are unwilling to have an operation to become one, or can not at least be one for the duration of this survey, then the results will lack validity.
If you have any problems, the best way to fix them is not to mail me but to go to your local library and take out a book called 'How Computers Work'.