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Guest 6,601 signed in on Monday, January 23rd at 10:53pm

Name	Emma
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Location	australia
Comments	mil, i started reading your page at around lunch time yesterday and between repeating sentences that i must have said in french the first time over to my partner, trying to instill the basics of logic to the 6 year old, and kissing my unhumanly cute daughter, 24 hours later i have read the whole thing. i think i shall be seing blue for the next few days. very funny, so funny i had to interrupt my partners wranting about work several times to read him the funnier parts out loud, even though he was definatly not interested in what i was doing, nor having any inclination to hear humourus storeys from some stupid blue internet page... anyway, i googled david thorne and that's how i found you - your name is linked to his on wikipedia, and i should very much like to join your mailing list. i would buy your books, but my partner drains our bank accounts, and i only have the hoard of cash i take off him at regular intervals, like when ever he happens to come home with money after making a purchase. thankyou very much for the laugh.